Scientists have now revealed that beverage industry funded research is biased toward's the industry's needs! OMG!!!
Though some consider such a historically obvious conclusion to be controversial, you can check out the research report and a related column for yourself:
It's odd but even I have to check my socially inbred tendency to assume that scientists don't cheat however, based on my direct observations in diverse settings ranging from anarchist live/work spaces to academic hallways to corporate confines, con artists and criminals appear to be randomly distributed throughout society.
Except for the holy priesthood, of course!